Vybz Kartel – Realest Thing Lyrics

Album on J.M.T.

[Intro]
Hey!
Preston, what’s di matter?
Spin girls like Ackee and Cuttor
When mi spin har, har supm go suh
Hey Bling Dawg, what’s di matter?
Gyal From St Sushi To Brakall
When she feel it, she seh

[Verse 1]
She seh me a di don-na-na-na-na
Number one-na-na-na-na-na
She get stamma-ma-ma-ma
Pon di John-na-na-na-na
She seh Addi-di-di-di-di-di Teacha-cha-cha-cha-cha
Cum In Di Vagina-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Mi seh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, like Harry Toddler
Condom Inna Mi Van-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Nuh Disease Infection-na-na-na-na-na-na
Sultana-na, pull pon mi John-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Mi nuh done-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nun
Pussy run-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun
Every weh mi tun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun
So mi haffi ready fi weh come-ome-ome-ome-ome, fi di [?]

[Chorus]
Hey!
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, a me mek she sing
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, big up Wayne, big up Bling

[Verse 2]
She seh me a di king-ing-ing-ing-ing
And tell me fi married har, put on di ring-ing-ing-ing-ing
If anuh me or Marshall a Bling-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing
No twin, nuh Yang Ying-ing-ing-ing-ing
Inna mi ears gyal a sing-ing-ing-ing-ing
Wull on deh Ms. Thing-ing-ing-ing-ing
Phone ring-ing-ing-ing-ing
Gyal seh me fi come fi di ting-ing-ing
What a ting-ing-ing-ing-ing, me a pull g-string-ing-ing-ing-ing
Pon buddy she a swing-ing-ing-ing-ing
And a Deejay pon my mic like sting-ing-ing-ing-ing
Gyal want man weh can fuck, nuh just bling, bling, bling-ing-ing-ing-ing

[Chorus]
Hey!
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, a me mek she sing
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, big up Wayne, big up Bling

[Verse 1]
She seh me a di don-na-na-na-na
Number one-na-na-na-na-na
She get stamma-ma-ma-ma
Pon di John-na-na-na-na
She seh Addi-di-di-di-di-di Teacha-cha-cha-cha-cha
Cum In Di Vagina-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Mi seh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, like Harry Toddler
Condom Inna Mi Van-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Nuh Disease Infection-na-na-na-na-na-na
Sultana-na, pull pon mi John-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Mi nuh done-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nun
Pussy run-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun
Every weh mi tun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun
So mi haffi ready fi weh come-ome-ome-ome-ome, fi di [?]

[Chorus]
Hey!
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, a me mek she sing
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, big up Wayne, big up Bling

[Verse 2]
She seh me a di king-ing-ing-ing-ing
And tell me fi married har, put on di ring-ing-ing-ing-ing
If anuh me or Marshall a Bling-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing
No twin, nuh Yang Ying-ing-ing-ing-ing
Inna mi ears gyal a sing-ing-ing-ing-ing
Wull on deh Ms. Thing-ing-ing-ing-ing
Phone ring-ing-ing-ing-ing
Gyal seh me fi come fi di ting-ing-ing
What a ting-ing-ing-ing-ing, me a pull g-string-ing-ing-ing-ing
Pon buddy she a swing-ing-ing-ing-ing
And a Deejay pon my mic like sting-ing-ing-ing-ing
Gyal want man weh can fuck, nuh just bling, bling, bling-ing-ing-ing-ing

[Chorus]
Hey!
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, a me mek she sing
When di gyal dem feel dis ting
Gyal dem seh we a di realest ting
Who have up di most queen? Dis king
Hey, big up Wayne, big up Bling